George Bush and Vladimir Putin die and go to hell.Humor often relies a grain of truth to succeed. Brother, don't you wish that was the most unfunny joke ever?
They spy a red phone and ask what it's for. Beelzebub informs them it's for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for five minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him the charge is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
George Bush gets his turn and talks for an hour. When he's finished the devil tells him there's no charge.
Putin hears this and goes ballistic. "Why does he get to call America for free?"
Satan replies, "Well, ever since Obama walked into the Oval Office it's become a local call."
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Joke of the Day, Regrettably
My lovely Aunt sent me the following delightful Joke of the Day: