Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Joke of the Day, Regrettably

My lovely Aunt sent me the following delightful Joke of the Day:
George Bush and Vladimir Putin die and go to hell.
They spy a red phone and ask what it's for. Beelzebub informs them it's for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for five minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him the charge is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

George Bush gets his turn and talks for an hour. When he's finished the devil tells him there's no charge.

Putin hears this and goes ballistic. "Why does he get to call America for free?"

Satan replies, "Well, ever since Obama walked into the Oval Office it's become a local call."
Humor often relies a grain of truth to succeed. Brother, don't you wish that was the most unfunny joke ever?


Anonymous said...

I heard that same joke a few years back with different characters.

Bush, Blaire and Saddam Hussein went to a meeting where they were killed.

They all went to hell where they were granted a single call each.

Bush called Texas for 15 minutes, and was told to pay $1 million. He got angry, but Satan told him, "Mr. Bush, it is a long distance call, what do you expect?"

Blaire called London for 20 minutes, and was told to pay $2 million. He also go angry, but Satan told him, "Mr. Blaire, it is a long distance call, what do you expect?

Then Saddam Hussein called Baghdad, but for two and a half hours. When he hung up he asked Satan what he owed.

"Nothing," Satan replied. "Its a local call."

Jeff Perren said...

Thanks for that, and welcome to Shaving Leviathan, Bevan or Ariel.

Sadly, Congress is doing everything it can to erase the difference in the punchline.

Thank you for your efforts to stand against the tsunami of statism drowning America.